Sunday, March 23, 2008

Round Two, Day One

People,

The third day of the tourney has ended. And what a day Day Three was. Duke lost (bwa ha ha ha ha), UCLA almost lost, Notre Dame lost (I love it when they lose), and the incredibly meager Big 10 got two wins yesterday. Amazing.

Big genius yesterday was a new entrant, my groovy cousin-in-law Tim Bowman. Sarah Bowman is the white sheep of my family; smart, hardworking, good-looking, successful; all the things the rest of the Knotts just aren't. She's the Marilyn Munster of the Knott family. Tim, yesterday's genius, is her hubbie. For those of you who don't know them, they live in Bloomington. Sarah works with Steve at MCPL, and Tim is getting his Ph.D. in whatever they now call the school that used to teach Library Science. I suppose it's Something Information Something, but the point is, smarter people go there than when we were all there. I suspect nobody in Tim's program brings leftover fruit in a Playmate cooler to distribute to lunchmates, for example. Anyhoo, Tim got 7 of 8 games correct yesterday; a damn fine showing.

Here then, are the results and standings after Day Three. Sad to think that after today, there'll only be 15 games left. Poolwise, it looks as though Chris D., Willow, Dana and the horde of you a point or two behind them, are locked in a titanic struggle for supremacy. Those of us well back are looking for the Cheetos, popping open another YooHoo, and deciding whether a shower is really necessary on a day like today.

Enjoy the day.

Poolboss


Name Rnd 1 R2D1 Total
1 Chris Dykes 27 12 39
1 Willow Coleman 27 12 39
3 Dana Duffy 27 10 37
4 Cal Dewitt 26 10 36
4 Kate Lewis 24 12 36
4 Mike Winkler 26 10 36
4 Ruth Dewitt 26 10 36
4 Tim Bowman 22 14 36
9 Sarah Bowman 23 12 35
10 Jonathan Knott 24 10 34
11 Gena Zelenka 25 8 33
11 Hank Zelenka 23 10 33
11 Matt Peterson 27 6 33
11 Steve Backs 25 8 33
15 Chris Knott 22 10 32
15 Sarah Prown 26 6 32
15 Sophie Peterson 26 6 32
18 Acy Jackson 23 8 31
18 Bill O'Hearn 21 10 31
18 Calvin Dewitt 23 8 31
18 David Prown 21 10 31
18 Dayle Zelenka 21 10 31
18 Harrison Lewis 23 8 31
24 Favorites 24 6 30
24 Scott Silet 24 6 30
25 Liz Rambeau 23 6 29
26 Henry Dewitt 22 6 28
27 John Coleman 21 6 27
28 Rosalie Coleman 22 4 26
29 Ellie/Ben Peterson 23 2 25
30 Maggi Jackson 18 6 24
31 Ned/Kate O'Hearn 19 2 21
32 Alexander Knott 18 2 20

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Day Two results, Round One totals

Dearest Poolies,

Ah, Round One is over. As usual, I'm in the crapper, but I'm not at the bottom, so I guess that's ok. As dull as Day One was, Day Two made up for it and more. Six upsets, including two 12 seeds and two 13 seeds moving on. It was amazing to me how many people picked those games. I was going to list everyone who did, but it just would've been too long a laundry list.

That said, there was a genius pick yesterday. Together, sibs Ellie and Ben Peterson managed to pick all six upsets correctly, an almost unimaginable (by me, anyway) feat of prognostication. Congrats to our budding Nostradamuses. (The fact that the juniors love to pick the upsets more or less uniformly does not blunt their accomplishment, at least not in my eyes.) They have, as you might guess, shot up the standings.

After Round One then, the standings are:


Name R1D1 R1D2 Round 1
1 Chris Dykes 14 13 27
1 Dana Duffy 12 15 27
1 Matt Peterson 12 15 27
1 Willow Coleman 17 10 27
5 Cal Dewitt 16 10 26
5 Mike Winkler 12 14 26
5 Ruth Dewitt 15 11 26
5 Sarah Prown 14 12 26
5 Sophie Peterson 12 14 26
10 Gena Zelenka 14 11 25
10 Steve Backs 13 12 25
12 Favorites 14 10 24
12 Jonathan Knott 11 13 24
12 Kate Lewis 16 8 24
12 Scott Silet 14 10 24
16 Acy Jackson 12 11 23
16 Calvin Dewitt 13 10 23
16 Ellie/Ben Peterson 6 17 23
16 Hank Zelenka 14 9 23
16 Harrison Lewis 11 12 23
16 Liz Rambeau 11 12 23
16 Sarah Bowman 14 9 23
23 Chris Knott 12 10 22
23 Henry Dewitt 10 12 22
23 Rosalie Coleman 12 10 22
23 Tim Bowman 14 8 22
27 Bill O'Hearn 11 10 21
27 David Prown 12 9 21
27 Dayle Zelenka 12 9 21
27 John Coleman 12 9 21
31 Ned/Kate O'Hearn 8 11 19
32 Alexander Knott 7 11 18
32 Maggi Jackson 10 8 18

Let's hope Round Two is as fun. If I get a chance (I have a two year old climbing over me more or less nonstop) I'll try to get out a message showing who has picked what today. Don't hold your collective breath(s).

Later, my pets.

CAK

Friday, March 21, 2008

Get a haircut!


I'm pretty sure this guy asked me for change this morning on my way into work.

Just sayin'.

Aside from the games - is your life in order?

This is exciting for some of us - new sins! Just in time for Easter. I've been creating poverty every opportunity I have and also conducting 'morally dubious experiments.'

By the way, I am combing my hair into the left-sided bird's nest for Sunday. It makes it difficult to think of the shoes that go with it, tho.

Moah beeah, pleez.

torpedoed!

Thank you UCONN for offically sinking our brackets. OUCH! Poor Rosalie had 'em going the whole way...

Day One - Poolmeister is tired

People,

All in all, a relatively dull Day One. It is, of course, a crying shame that Duke didn't lose, but you can't have everything in life, right? We have a huge pool this year, with 32 entrants. I think that's a record. There are a number of newbies this time, and when I get a minute I'll introduce everyone to everyone else. There were only two upsets, Texas A&M over BYU (is a 9 beating an 8 really an upset?) and Kansas State beating USC. Since Kansas State is an 11 seed, picking that one right (something an amzing 14 of you did) gets you one extra point. Thus, there were 17 possible points today.

Did anyone pick all 16 games correctly for a total of 17 points? Yessiree, GENIUS OF THE DAY HONORS go to Willow Coleman (and if I have the surname of John and Sarah's kids wrong, I apologize - it's impossible to guess these things). She got 'em all, which I think gives her the right to administer unlimited noogies not only to her sister Rosalie, but to her parents and Uncle David (Poolies, all) as well. Congrats to you, young Red Willow. You, as the youngsters say, rock!

After Day One, then, here are the standings:


Name R1D1
1 Willow Coleman 17
2 Cal Dewitt 16
2 Kate Lewis 16
4 Ruth Dewitt 15
5 Chris Dykes 14
5 Favorites 14
5 Gena Zelenka 14
5 Hank Zelenka 14
5 Sarah Bowman 14
5 Sarah Prown 14
5 Scott Silet 14
5 Tim Bowman 14
13 Calvin Dewitt 13
13 Steve Backs 13
15 Acy Jackson 12
15 Chris Knott 12
15 Dana Duffy 12
15 David Prown 12
15 Dayle Zelenka 12
15 John Coleman 12
15 Matt Peterson 12
15 Mike Winkler 12
15 Rosalie Coleman 12
15 Sophie Peterson 12
25 Bill O'Hearn 11
25 Harrison Lewis 11
25 Jonathan Knott 11
25 Liz Rambeau 11
29 Henry Dewitt 10
29 Maggi Jackson 10
31 Ned/Kate O'Hearn 8
32 Alexander Knott 7
33 Ellie/Ben Peterson 6


And now, dear friends, to bed. What a day, what a day. And how can I be in 15th place after just one day? It usually takes me a round or two to drift to my typical middle of the pack. Oh well.

Let's all have a safe Day Two out there.

Meister

Thursday, March 20, 2008

what are you wearing for Easter?

thanks maggi for the helpful tip regarding the peas. Take care of the guys, first.

But what will you be wearin' this Sunday?

A T & T at the Half

The hair grease factor seems to be under control this year. What's up with that?

We gots hoops!!!!

Alrighty, Eileen is to my left...Guinness is to my right...high def above my head...what's wrong with all of you?!?!?!?

Fellas - an idea?

I'm not saying anything, but it is an idea.  And women, we can always call on "problems with our lady parts," and no one asks any questions.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tradition

Ok, maybe I'm not the busiest guy on the planet, but it's a bit hectic. I've not really watched or followed the lead up to the tourney. Doing my picks at the last minute. Adding names to the Hoopkids blog at 11:15pm. And I've got a performance (uh, presentation) in Chapel Hill next Thursday to prepare.

Still, how many of you can say that you are going to be sitting in an Irish Pub, Guinness in hand, foam mustache, wireless laptop and all, watching the opening tip off? I continue my tradition of taking off from work and watching all 36 hours of hoops this weekend. Come on, join me! I'll save you a seat at the bar.

Algona's not near Ottumwa and this Dick Dale isn't that Dick Dale

The Swedes sent S into a rapture of nostalgia and she tortured Willow ('80s Studies' unit in the homeschool curriculum) by surfing YouTube for Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Culture Club, Wham and Missing Persons videos....

Poor Mans ABBA

I usually don't post this kind of malarky until I'm losing badly. But I thought it might be nice to have a little pre-game entertainment.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Let us pool

I am here. I am here. Any Whos out there?

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Is anyone paying attention heah?

Sasquatch all around, everwheres. Don't go camping ever again.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Spouses and siblings

All,

OK, so Billow wins the big chimichanga. But what about all the side bets, bitter rivalries and petty bickering that really make the tourney hum? Here's your scorecard:

Scott 104, Kate 92
John 94, Sarah 55
Steve 93, Dana 57
DavidP 89, Sarah 55
Liz 88, Matt 86
Dayle 87, Gena 74
Calvino 79, Henry 71
Alexander 65, Acy 44
Rosalie 50, Willow 35

And now the one that really matters:

KNOTT 92, Maggi 45

Sometimes life is unbearably sweet.

As ever I remain,

Yours in vindication,

Knott the Poolmeister

All over, including the shouting

Well, friends, another tourney has come and gone. I've finished out of the money again, but no matter. We have a winner, congrats Bill, and we've had some good, clean fun. Who can complain? Me, for one. I wanted to win. Dangit.

Here's how the 2007 Hoop Tournament Pool ended up, after the Florida win tonight:

---------------R5----2nite-----Total----Champ Pick
1. Bill 106 0 106 OSU
2. Silet 94 10 104 Florida
3. John 84 10 94 Florida
3. Mike 94 0 94 OSU
5. Steve 83 10 93 Florida
6. Kate 92 0 92 OSU
6. Knott 92 0 92 Gtown
6. Ruth 82 10 92 Florida
9. DavidP 89 0 89 OSU
10. Liz 88 0 88 Gtown
11. Dayle 77 10 87 Florida
11. Dykes 77 10 87 Florida
13. Matt 86 0 86 Gtown
14. DaveW 82 0 82 Gtown
15. Calvino 79 0 79 Kansas
16. Hank 76 0 76 UNC
17. Gena 74 0 74 Memphis
18. Henry 71 0 71 Kansas
19. Alexander 65 0 65 Old Dominion
20. Dana 57 0 57 UCLA
21. Sarah 55 0 55 Pitt
22. Rosalie 50 0 50 Penn
23. Maggi 45 0 45 UNC
24. Acy 44 0 44 Maryland
25. Willow 35 0 35 Kansas



Interesting, no? Lots of movement in the final rounds, but in the end, it was Bill outpacing the pack. Good lad. The silver loving cup, bejewelled diadem, ermine cape, sash, ceremonial sword and sceptre are all on their way to you at Eton. Wear them in good health for the next year.

Now how do I make the time pass until next year?

Depressed a little,

C

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Bill wins! Bill wins! Bill wins!

All,

Rule Britannia. Rule Billtania. Our friend across the pond, Bill O'Hearn (or Billow, as he is in my mind) is your 2007 NCAA Tournament Champion! Congrats to you, my friend. We all owe a tip of the hat to our man Billow.

Here's where we are after the semis:


--------------R4-----Semis------R5 -----Champ Pick
1. Bill 98 8 106 OSU
2. Mike 78 16 94 OSU
2. Silet 86 8 94 Florida
4. Kate 76 16 92 OSU
4. Knott 84 8 92 Gtown
6. DavidP 73 16 89 OSU
7. Liz 80 8 88 Gtown
8. Matt 86 0 86 Gtown
9. John 76 8 84 Florida
10. Steve 67 16 83 Florida
11. DaveW 74 8 82 Gtown
11. Ruth 74 8 82 Florida
13. Calvino 71 8 79 Kansas
14. Dayle 69 8 77 Florida
14. Dykes 69 8 77 Florida
16. Hank 76 0 76 UNC
17. Gena 74 0 74 Memphis
18. Henry 71 0 71 Kansas
19. Alexander 57 8 65 Old Dominion
20. Dana 57 0 57 UCLA
21. Sarah 55 0 55 Pitt
22. Rosalie 50 0 50 Penn
23. Maggi 45 0 45 UNC
24. Acy 44 0 44 Maryland
25. Willow 35 0 35 Kansas

More tomorrow when I ought to be working. I'm off to sleep now, depressed that the Georgetown loss left me mathematically eliminated. I thought this might be my year. Congrats also to The Wrinkler. Scott and Kate, who all put in star performances. For those of you who just can't get enough Tracy-Hepburn in your lives, or for those who need something to add drama to Monday night's YawnFest Finals, the outcome of the the title game determines the outcome of what must surely be a bitter Kate/Scott rivalry. I'm rooting for Kate. Sorry Scott. Go Buckeyes.

later,

Meister, loser again