With six months or less to go on the job, I'm thinking ahead. Moosehaven - golfcarts, vans, tri's (what is a tri - a Harley with a side car? Not such a bad idea) But you need to check it out for yourselves. Men, you need to be Mooseheads, so that your wives can be eligible to live at Moosehaven. Something to consider.
Contact you after Sunday evening.
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For the lady's out there who plan on getting in by marrying a moose and then killing him off, it's not as easy as all that:
"A Loyal Order of Moose member's widow is eligible to make application to Moosehaven if her deceased husbend was in good standing on the date of his death and had fifteen years or more of continuous Moose membership immediately preceeding the date of his death, providing she was a chapter member onthe date of his death, joined the Women of the Moose prior toher 50th birthday, remains a chpater member until she applies and is approved for admission to Moosehaven, and further providing she has not and is not remarried and all other Moosehaven qualifications have been met, or a widow is eligible if her husband (at the time of death) had 15 years of continuous membership and had reached or passed age 65. In either case, a widow must be age 65 and has not remarried at the time of application."
p.s. I don't know why I made lady possessive rather than plural. Perhaps the quality of the grammar in the quote went to my head....
I noticed a few typos myself. I think they've been hangin out at the Beer Bar. What is a female moose called anyway? A Cow, a doe, a moosess, a femoose, a womooose, a mooserita?
All I know is Chris would be the Pompamoose of Love.
Isn't that French for grapefruit?
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