Alford to New Mexico!!! My beloved Iowa Hawkeyes have received manna from heaven. Their miserable, pin-headed, loser dork of a "coach" Steve Alford, seems to have packed up his hair product and hit the road to New Mexico. What a relief. Our long national nightmare is over.
Now let's get ourselves a real coach. Less product, more production.
Breathing deep sighs of sweet relief,
Your man from Hawkeyetown
2 comments:
No, really Chris, tell us how you feel about this one?
I mean it, man. That little greasy weasel can go to Brazil and coach basketball for all I care. Good riddance, chucklehead.
Man, that feels good...
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