Alford to New Mexico!!! My beloved Iowa Hawkeyes have received manna from heaven. Their miserable, pin-headed, loser dork of a "coach" Steve Alford, seems to have packed up his hair product and hit the road to New Mexico. What a relief. Our long national nightmare is over.
Now let's get ourselves a real coach. Less product, more production.
Breathing deep sighs of sweet relief,
Your man from Hawkeyetown
No, really Chris, tell us how you feel about this one?
ReplyDeleteI mean it, man. That little greasy weasel can go to Brazil and coach basketball for all I care. Good riddance, chucklehead.
ReplyDeleteMan, that feels good...