Friends,
I'm missing the hospitality of the Knott home as prepared by his lovely wife, Maggi. As she and all of our wives know, it is a woman's pleasure to make a home for her husband. We , gentlemen, are truly lucky...
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Master of the house
ReplyDeleteQuick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone.
My wife just punched me in the throat.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Quib.
Mike, Yeah, Dana just punched me in the throat, too. She's got bony fists.
ReplyDeleteI never knew the words to master of the until I looked them up yesterday. All I can remember is Elaine's father singing them at the end of Seinfeld.
ReplyDeletesuch a pity that I get all my musical references from Seinfeld who gets them from Looney Tunes.
Chrissy,
ReplyDeleteShe prefers that we refer to her fists as "svelte".